You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
