hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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