You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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