This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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