Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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