You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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