okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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