Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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