you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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