at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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