Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
