I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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