hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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