honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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