Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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