Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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