I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Everclear isn't food dammit
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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