Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is my gift to your gina
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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