Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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