You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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