Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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