I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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