Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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