i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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