It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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