i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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