This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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