Don't make out with my wife yet
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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