I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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