just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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