Plan B is the new Plan A
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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