She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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