Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i came on her dog
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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