I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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