Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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