U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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