So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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