Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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