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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Actions speak louder than pants.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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