Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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