Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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