Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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