Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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