We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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