note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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