I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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