She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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