Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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