Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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