Dual....:-)
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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