what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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