that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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