U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
we're so committed to being not committed
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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