Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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